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08/31/2006 9:06pmHere's a direct quote from an e-mail message sent by Radio Shack to about 400 of its employees: 08/31/2006 8:56pmWow.
08/30/2006 10:24pmSo it looks like President Bush is going to tour the country giving a series of speeches about (surprise!) the War in Iraq and the War on Terror. When asked about the speeches, he said, "they are not political speeches." Umm, yeah. Right. Remind me again how desperate the Republicans are to maintain their stranglehold on Congress this November. In another part of his speech about the speeches, Bush said, "We have a duty in this country to defeat the terrorists." No, Mr. President, we don't. We cannot defeat the terrorists-- ever. This is a war that can't be won, and to continue banging away with this tired rhetoric only insults the rest of us. Sigh. 08/30/2006 5:01pmIt's funny how music is tied to memory. When I hear certain songs, I can't help but think of some crazy incident from the distant (or sometimes not-so-distant) past. Today I was driving to a meeting and listening to a random mix of stuff. Several songs provoked hilarious memories.. Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard) -- The party in Aron's basement, circa 1989, with a bunch of foreign-exchange babes. His house was always the party house, and we were playing ping-pong and pinball and generally having a grand time. Until, that is, Mike decided to "scratch" with some of Aron's LP's and caused quite a reaction from Aron. It's the End of the World as We Know It (R.E.M.) -- Cruising St. Charles, also in 1989 or so, listening to the song over and over, straining to understand the lyrics so we could sing along. Screaming "Leonard Bernstein!" (at the appropriate part of the song) because everyone knows that line. Crumblin' Down (John Mellencamp) -- The "rewritten" version we sang in 1988 or so, mocking our rather overweight German teacher, Frau Rawls. Our version went something like "When the Rawls come crumblin' down..." We were so mean. Thriller (Michael Jackson) -- Sitting beside mom and dad's old radio, tape recorder in hand, just waiting for the DJ to play the song so I could record it. Because it was, of course, the coolest song ever. At least for a week or so. Good times, good times.
08/29/2006 10:14pmIt looks like Hurricane Ernesto is going to smack into Florida pretty soon, and that means this year's orange crop could be devastated. That's bad news for a lot of people down there, but also for me. As a guy who drinks two quarts of orange juice per day, I'm apparently going to have to adjust my budget for the impending rise in orange prices. Gotta avoid scurvy, you know.
08/29/2006 9:37amThis morning I woke up with a sore spot on my back. Closer inspection (by Laralee, since I can't see it very well in the mirror) shows that it's apparently a bite. There's a big inflamed red area, with two tiny white dots in the middle. Fang marks, cool! Now Laralee's all upset because there are apparently evil spiders living in our bed. 08/29/2006 8:57amLast night some friends and I were planning to climb Long's Peak. I've never climbed a Fourteener (with the exception of Mount Evans, which is cheating because you drive almost to the top) so I was pretty stoked. My pack was ready, all of my goodies stowed, and I got the news that an early snowfall had socked in the trail up at the summit. The snow cover was only six inches or so, but it was enough to turn a moderately difficult climb into a highly technical one. Thus, we had to cancel the trek. The snow won't melt until next June or July, so we're going to have to wait until next year to make the trip. Too bad-- it's really pretty up there. Here's a shot from two years ago, when Tom and I climbed to Chasm Lake (near the summit).
08/26/2006 9:41amA cool ad.
08/24/2006 6:08pmIt's official: Pluto is no longer a planet. It's a "dwarf planet", along with former asteroid Ceres and former planet contender Xena. The backlash has been fairly predictable, as well as amusing. Consider this bumper sticker: ![]() Or this billboard: ![]() Or even this t-shirt ("Will all planets please step forward? ... Not so fast, Pluto.") ![]() And, predictably, a milk carton: ![]() Regardless, it's fun to watch the solar system get re-defined, and wonder how our kids will perceive it as they're taught these new definitions and theories in school. 08/24/2006 1:46pmRaed Jarrar is an Iraqi who lives in the United States and was waiting for his airplane flight home from Washington DC to California. He was approached by three law enforcement officers and an employee of JetBlue (the airline he was using) and asked to remove a t-shirt he was wearing. The shirt said "We will not be silent" in Arabic: ![]() He protested because he didn't have another shirt to wear (it was in his checked baggage) and he felt it was his Constitutional right to wear a t-shirt with a slogan-- even one in Arabic. The agents were unimpressed, refusing even to believe that's what it said. The English translation is immediately below the Arabic script, but they argued that it could just as well say something threatening. They admitted they didn't read Arabic, nor did they have a translator handy, so they simply assumed it was some dark, malicious saying. Jarrar agreed to wear his shirt inside-out if they could prove to him that there's a law prohibiting the wearing of shirts with Arabic sayings. Of course there is no such law, but the men persisted and eventually Jarrar agreed to wear a shirt that said "New York" from a nearby kiosk. Adding this incident to other recent ones-- like the man who was removed from a plane last week for saying an Islamic prayer, or the two Middle-Eastern men who were refused entrance to a plane because they "looked threatening"-- and a very ugly picture is being drawn. People of Middle Eastern descent are being singled out and unfairly identified with terrorism. Personally, I'm going to buy a shirt with Arabic on it. 08/24/2006 1:35pm"Our politicians help the terrorists every time they use fear as a campaign tactic. The press helps every time it writes scare stories about the plot and the threat. And if we're terrified, and we share that fear, we help. All of these actions intensify and repeat the terrorists' actions, and increase the effects of their terror." -- Bruce Schneier 08/23/2006 9:34amChalk up another sleazy business practice: they send you a check (for three bucks?!) and if you cash it, you've automatically signed up for their idiotic service. No thanks, chumps.
08/23/2006 9:30amA friend of mine just called because he's helping one of his clients with their web site, and their domain just vanished from the internet. Apparently it was registered with a company called 1DNI, and they're not returning phone calls or e-mail. He's very frustrated because he can't do anything to help his client, and 1DNI is completely non-responsive. Out of curiosity I checked their web site and was amused to see a little quote in their page header: ![]() I guess they have a lot of customers who are angry at them, so they encourage you to remember the Bible and restrain that anger. 08/21/2006 4:05pmBush speaks to Congress on March 19, 2003: Action against Iraq is consistent with continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorists and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations, or persons who planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001. Bush speaks to reporters on August 21, 2006:BUSH: The terrorists attacked us and killed 3,000 of our citizens before we started the freedom agenda in the Middle East. Which is it, Mr. President?QUESTION: What did Iraq have to do with it? BUSH: What did Iraq have to do with what? QUESTION: The attack on the World Trade Center. BUSH: Nothing. Except it's part of-- and nobody has suggested in this administration that Saddam Hussein ordered the attack. Iraq was a-- Iraq-- the lesson of September 11th is take threats before they fully materialize, Ken. Nobody’s ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq. 08/21/2006 12:58pmTwo men with dark skin boarded a plane last Wednesday to fly to Manchester, England. After some nervous shuffling and whispering, many of the passengers left their seats and returned to the boarding area, refusing to fly with the pair. Someone overheard the men speaking a foreign language that "sounded like Arabic". The men were also apparently dressed in jackets (admittedly a bit unseasonable in August) and one woman said she heard "something that alarmed" her. The airline escorted the men off the plane, seized their passports, and prevented them from taking the flight. They were interrogated for several hours, and then their passports were returned and they took a different flight (later in the week) to England. Apparently nothing was amiss. It's official. The terrorists have won. If there's any doubt whether we have gone completely and totally overboard with our "security procedures", this example demonstrates admirably how absolutely fanatic some people have become. It's not enough that the government act like idiots with their non-sensical screening procedures; now we have common citizens refusing to fly because someone else on the plane looks suspicious. And-- horror of horrors-- speaks a language that "sounded like Arabic". It no longer even matters if a terrorist group wants to attack us-- they don't need to do anything at all to ground a plane or close a building. They merely watch (in infinite amusement, I'm sure) as our government and its terrified citizens do the job for them. It's tragic that we've come to this point: a point where the color of your skin, or the language you speak, is enough to condemn you as a terrorist.
08/20/2006 10:32pmFor reasons Laralee and I still don't really understand, the public schools in this area don't teach multiplication tables to the kids. Instead of having the students memorize multiplication tables from one to ten-- like I remember doing in Mrs. Schroer's third grade class-- they encourage "grouping". That means when you're multiplying, say, four by eight, you draw four groups of eight objects on the paper and count the total. It's great if you're just starting to learn the concept of multiplication, but it doesn't make much sense if you understand how it works and just want to get 32 without drawing and counting. So, being the conscientious parents we are, we decided that if Alex and Kyra can memorize their tables (up to ten times ten, which is really all they need) we'll give them a reward. We've been working on it during the summer, but admittedly we haven't been very consistent about it. Thus, school will start in a few days and we feel like we need to finish this little project. Thinking it would help if they had a way to test themselves, I looked around the web for some fun multiplication programs. To my surprise, there really aren't any that are (1) simple, and (2) free. Schools buy software, sure, but it's fairly complicated and of course costs money. I guess I expected to find all kinds of funny kids' math programs for the taking, but it's just not so. Luckily I'm a programmer. I just sat down for an hour and whipped out a terribly simple (and somewhat boring) little web application that picks twenty random multiplication questions, prompts for an answer, and shows a little history of their work. It's nothing magical or special, but hopefully it'll give them the practice they need.
08/20/2006 1:55pmLa and I have been playing in the Grass Roots Ultimate league for seven years. For the first time, our team won the league tournament! Yesterday's eight-hour ultimate marathon included wacky weather (constant drizzling rain in the morning, hot sun around noon, and more rain in the evening) but our playing was absolutely top-notch. We finished fourth in the regular season, but completely dominated in the tournament. None of our opponents scored even half as many points as we did. (It actually reminded me of my UMR days, when I hosted one or two ultimate tournaments a year and my team absolutely crushed everyone else.) It was a bucketload of fun to play with these guys the past few months, and certainly a blast to finish the season on top.
08/17/2006 10:51pmToday, the U.S. District Court handed down a ruling regarding the NSA wiretapping lawsuit-- and in a nutshell, it categorically denied all facets of the Bush administration's defense. As near as I can tell, the court decision covers the following (and probably more): 1) It negated the administration's invocation of "state secrets" to prevent evidence (and the lawsuit) from being brought to light. The court says all relevant information-- including the knowledge that the wiretapping occurred-- has been exposed, and thus there's no reason to conceal it for national security reasons. 2) Warrantless wiretapping violates the Fourth Amendment. Period. 3) It also violates the First Amendment, apparently because it "chills" the expression of free speech since American citizens don't know whether the government is listening to their conversations. 4) Since warrantless eavesdropping is unconstitutional (see #2 and #3), Congress cannot enact legislation to make it legal. This would effectively kill the Specter bill. I realize that Congress can make laws that *later* face challenges on constitutional grounds, but once something is declared unconstitutional, Congress cannot intentionally create laws to support it. 5) The President cannot act beyond the law or the Constitution, even in times of war, and even when dealing with vague "terrorist" threats to national security. 6) Perhaps most extraordinarily, the court issued an injunction preventing the administration-- and the NSA-- from continuing to perform warrantless wiretaps. For the reasons above, it declared that the NSA program directly violates FISA *and* the Constitution, and must be discontinued immediately. Now, this doesn't make the problem go away, since the administration can continue performing wiretaps at will... but under this court order, they must do it through the FISA court, which has been established as the proper mechanism for this sort of thing. Perhaps the most amazing thing about this, at least in my mind, is that with this decision it's made clear that Bush, Gonzales, and various other leaders who initiated and directed the NSA program are apparently guilty of criminal activity. They broke the law-- that much was clear before, although the administration quickly rattled off a list of reasons why it wasn't really breaking the law. Now, the constitutionality (is that a word?) of their actions has been brought to question, and the court has ruled on it. Quoting Glenn Greenwald: Judicial decisions are starting to emerge which come close to branding the conduct of Bush officials as criminal. FISA is a criminal law. The administration has been violating that law on purpose, with no good excuse. Government officials who violate the criminal law deserve to be-- and are required to be-- held accountable just like any other citizens who violate the law. That is a basic, and critically important, principle in our system of government. These are not abstract legal questions being decided. They amount to rulings that our highest government officials have been systematically breaking the law-- criminal laws-- in numerous ways. And no country which lives under the rule of law can allow that to happen with impunity. What next? Of course the administration will appeal the decision, and I imagine it will float all the way to the top and end up on the Supreme Court docket soon. But with their earlier decision in Hamden v Rumsfeld, it's clear that the Court is taking a dim view of the expansive executive powers being claimed by Bush.I wonder if criminal charges will ever be brought. I doubt it, of course, but it begs the question: is the President above the law? As a "common citizen" of this country, I could hardly go around breaking a law, claiming I wasn't *really* breaking the law, and waiting for legislation (as the Specter bill would have done) to magically make my activities legal. If I can't do it, why can Bush? Gonzales? I'm sure I'm oversimplifying the court's findings, as I'm no lawyer, and I'm sure there's some legal sleight-of-hand that will exonerate Bush and his gang. But this is certainly a major win for those (like me) who want an end to the endless power play of the executive branch. 08/17/2006 12:01amTonight was another crazy weather night for ultimate. Right when we pulled into the parking lot for the fields, it started to sprinkle a little. By the time we'd walked over to the game, it was raining pretty hard. The kids were griping about getting wet, despite the fact that last week they intentionally went out in an absolute downpour and ran around the yard laughing. Five minutes later, the rain stopped and the sun was blasting the fields again. Go figure. I did manage to catch a nice shot of the sun shooting through the clouds-- this was prior to the rain, on the way into Boulder. ![]() And this was after the game, on the way home. ![]() 08/16/2006 12:21pm"We achieve Middle East peace with war, stability with chaos, pro-American alliances with elections of intensely anti-U.S. regimes. And, like God himself did, we re-make their world in our own Good image-- through air attacks, proxy wars, and ground invasions." -- Glenn Greenwald 08/16/2006 10:07amPerry Metzger is a chemistry student at college. Last week he wrote a rather insightful message to a friend of his regarding the "liquid terrorist" threat, and it's been spread around the internet. It's rather long, so I'll quote parts of it here. Based on the claims in the media, it sounds like the idea was to mix H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide, but not the low test kind you get at the pharmacy), H2SO4 (sulfuric acid, of necessity very concentrated for it to work at all), and acetone (known to people worldwide as nail polish remover), to make acetone peroxides. You first have to mix the H2O2 and H2SO4 to get a powerful oxidizer, and then you use it on acetone to get the peroxides, which are indeed explosive. A mix of H2O2 and H2SO4, commonly called "piranha bath", is used in orgo labs around the world for cleaning the last traces out of organic material out of glassware when you need it really clean-- thus, many people who work around organic labs are familiar with it. When you mix it, it heats like mad, which is a common thing when you mix concentrated sulfuric acid with anything. It is very easy to end up with a spattering mess. You don't want to be around the stuff in general. Now you may protest "but terrorists who are willing to commit suicide aren't going to be deterred by being injured while mixing their precursor chemicals!"-- but of course, determination isn't the issue here; getting the thing done well enough to make the plane go boom is the issue. There is also the small matter of explaining to the guy next to you what you're doing, or doing it in a tiny airplane bathroom while the plane jitters about. On an airplane, the whole thing is ridiculous. You have nothing to cool the mixture with. You have nothing to control your mixing with. You can't take a day doing the work, either. You are probably locked in the tiny, shaking bathroom with very limited ventilation, and that isn't going to bode well for you living long enough to get your explosives manufactured. In short, it sounds, well, not like a very good idea. The news this morning was full of stuff about "ordinary looking devices being used as detonators". Well, if you're using nasty unstable peroxides as your explosive material, you don't really need any-- the stuff goes off if you give it a dirty look. I suspect a good hard rap with a hard heavy object would be more than sufficient. No need to worry about those cell phones secretly being high tech "detonators" if you're going this route. There are other open questions I have here as well. Assuming this is really what was planned, why are the airport security making people throw away their shampoo? If you open a shampoo bottle and give it a sniff, I assure you that you'll notice concentrated sulfuric acid very fast, not that you would want to have your nose near it for long. No high tech means needed for detection there. Acetone is also pretty distinctive-- the average airport security person will recognize the smell of nail polish remover if told that is what they're sniffing for. We're stopping people from bringing on board wet things. What about dry things? Is baby powder safe? Well, perhaps it is if you check carefully that it is, in fact, baby powder. What if, though, it is mostly a container of potassium cyanide and a molar equivalent of a dry carboxylic acid? Just add water in the first class bathroom, and LOTS of hydrogen cyanide gas will evolve. See the elderly gentleman with the cane? Perhaps it is not really an ordinary cane. The metal parts could be filled with (possibly sintered) aluminum and iron oxide. Thermite! Worse still, nothing in a detector will notice thermite, and trying to make a detector to find thermite is impractical. Maybe it is in the hollowed portions of your luggage handles! Maybe it is cleverly mixed into the metal in someone's wheelchair! Who knows? Also, we can never allow people to bring on laptop computers. It is far too easy to fill the interstices of the things with explosives-- there is a lot of space inside them-- or to rig the lithium ion batteries to start a very hot fire (that's pretty trivial). Then, lets consider books and magazines. Sure, they look innocent, but are they? For 150 years, chemists have known that if you take something with high cellulose content-- cotton, or paper, or lots of other things-- and you nitrate it (usually with a mixture of nitric and sulfuric acids), you get nitrocellulose, which looks vaguely like the original material you nitrated but which goes BOOM nicely. So, naturally, we have to get rid of books and magazines on board. That's probably for the best, as people who read are dangerous. Now, books aren't the only things you could nitrate. Pants and shirts? Sure. It might take a lot of effort to get things just so or they will look wrong to the eye, but I bet you can do it. Clearly, we can't allow people on planes wearing clothes. Nudity in the air will doubtless be welcomed by many as an icebreaker, having been deprived of their computers and all reading material for entertainment. It isn't entirely clear that even body cavity searches would be enough. If we're looking for a movie plot, why not just get a sympathetic surgeon to implant explosives into your abdomen! A small device that looks just like a pace maker could be the detonator, and with modern methods, you could do something like setting it off by rapping "shave and a haircut" on your own chest. You could really do this-- and I'd like to see them catch that one. So can someone tell me where the madness is going to end? My back of the envelope says about as many people die in the US every month in highway accidents than have died in all our domestic terrorist incidents in the last fifty years. At some point, we're going to have to accept that there is a difference between real security and "security theater", and a difference between realistic threats and uninteresting threats. I'm happy that the police caught these folks even if their plot seems very sketchy, but could we please have some sense of proportion? 08/15/2006 10:42pmFrom the Department of Homeland Insecurity's Systems Engineering Study of Civil Aviation Security: ... X-ray images do not provide the information necessary to effect detection of explosives. Naturally, since the study concludes that it's difficult or impossible to detect explosives inside someone's shoe, the Department just made it mandatory to remove your shoes and pass them through the x-ray machine.Ooh, the logic. Head... hurts...
08/15/2006 10:36pmThe aliens have landed, and apparently they use Firefox-- as this crop circle shows.
08/15/2006 10:21pm"You do not secure the liberty of our country and value of our democracy by undermining them." -- Lord Phillips of Sudbury 08/14/2006 12:30pmWhile I'm on the subject of Michael Chertoff, here's a scary comparison...
08/14/2006 12:22pmNow that the so-called "liquid terrorists" (who came up with that description?) have been foiled, it must be time to increase our security measures yet again. Never mind that almost all forms of liquid-- as well as common carry-on items like laptops, cameras, and iPods-- are now banned from airline flights. That's not enough, oh no. Secretary of Homeland Insecurity Chertoff said this: What helped the British in this case is the ability to be nimble, to be fast, to be flexible, to operate based on fast-moving information. We have to make sure our legal system allows us to do that. It's not like the Twentieth Century, where you had time to get warrants. Warrants, ha ha! That's so antiquated, so "Twentieth Century". Who needs 'em?Never mind that the British intelligence service had been following these guys for almost a year, and only (grudgingly) made the sting last week at the insistence of the Bush administration. Chertoff's assertion that they were "nimble" makes it seem like they received a tip and immediately scrambled the Harriers or something. Not true. It's also worth mentioning that the British obtained warrants for their work, are required by law to do so, and unlike their American counterparts, don't seem to feel the need to flaunt the law and go behind the curtain to do their dirty work. And yet... somehow... they were still able to apprehend these terrorists... within the bounds of the law. For Chertoff, Bush, Gonzales, and the rest of the jolly crew to continue insisting that the federal government requires more latitude, less oversight, and no warrants is nothing short of an obvious abuse of power at this point. The British have shown us how it can be done... and to use their long, hard work as an example of why we should ignore the laws is insulting. 08/13/2006 9:32pmBruce Schneier, a widely-read and respected author who writes lately about terrorism and related security issues, put together an excellent condemnation of the recent ban of all liquids from airline flights. I'll quote a portion of his op-ed piece: None of the airplane security measures implemented because of 9/11-- no-fly lists, secondary screening, prohibitions against pocket knives and corkscrews-- had anything to do with last week's arrests. And they wouldn't have prevented the planned attacks, had the terrorists not been arrested. A national ID card wouldn't have made a difference, either. This is what I've been saying for years, and is really the fundamental problem with the way our government-- and, indeed, many of our citizens-- view the terrorist threat. Security and the appearance of security are completely different things. We seem to have a lot of appearances, but very little real additional security.Instead, the arrests are a victory for old-fashioned intelligence and investigation. Details are still secret, but police in at least two countries were watching the terrorists for a long time. They followed leads, figured out who was talking to whom, and slowly pieced together both the network and the plot. The new airplane security measures focus on that plot... but only temporarily. Banning box cutters since 9/11, or taking off our shoes since Richard Reid, has not made us any safer. And a long-term prohibition against liquid carry-ons won't make us safer, either. It's not just that there are ways around the rules, it's that focusing on tactics is a losing proposition. It's easy to defend against what the terrorists planned last time, but it's short-sighted. If we spend billions fielding liquid-analysis machines in airports and the terrorists use solid explosives, we've wasted our money. If they target shopping malls, we've wasted our money. Focusing on tactics simply forces the terrorists to make a minor modification in their plans. There are too many targets-- stadiums, schools, theaters, churches, the long line of densely packed people before airport security-- and too many ways to kill people. Security measures that require us to guess correctly don't work, because invariably we will guess wrong. It's not security, it's security theater: measures designed to make us feel safer but not actually safer. 08/13/2006 9:26pmThe Department of Homeland Insecurity has actually declared an entire state of matter to be a national security risk. Here's a simple diagram to assist those who may be flying sometime soon-- to ensure only the proper types of matter are brought aboard the airplane. ![]() I predict that the next terr'ist plot will involve some quantity of solid matter, and from there it will only be a matter of time before solids are banned from airline flights as well. When will the madness end? 08/12/2006 1:23pmTed Stevens continues to get hammered (and rightfully so) for his awful portrayal of the internet as "a series of tubes". You can buy everything from t-shirts to coffee mugs containing his catch phrase, and now I saw a hilarious "404 page", which is what you see when the web server can't find the page your browser has requested: The tubes have been filled The page you are looking for is temporarily unavailable. Someone has put into the tubes enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material. Please try the following: Full tubes or big truck error. 08/12/2006 1:08pmWhat an amazing photo.
08/11/2006 5:46pmWhether it's true or not, this "letter" from a Maryland resident to his Senator is hilarious. The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes: As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate, and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one, and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. Your Loyal Constituent, Pete McGlaughlin 08/10/2006 11:28pmIt's funny-- I play ultimate more or less year-round (weather permitting), but only during the summer do I get the full-blown intense workout that makes me feel like I'm really in shape. And I can almost feel myself improving each month, until I hit some kind of peak physical state where I'm "in the zone". This week I reached that point. I played four games (a fairly standard week) and just seemed to slide into the right places at the right times. I made defensive plays I normally miss by a step, I threw dead-on fifty-yard passes, I caught ankle-high swill at a full run. I was in the zone, and it was great. ![]() Hopefully it will continue-- at least until late fall, when the weather makes it hard to play several times a week, and I lapse back into my winter state of lethargy. 08/10/2006 9:18pmAOL did a very foolish thing last week-- they released information about the web searches (using their search engine) performed by 650,000 people. It was an enormous database where each user was assigned a unique number (to prevent anyone from knowing their true identity) and then all searches performed by that user were listed. Aside from the obvious privacy implications, there's the troubling fact that given a list of several months' worth of searches by a single person, it's possible to build a rudimentary profile of that person. In some cases it's even possible to identify him or her. Take the examples of several users who searched for their own Social Security number. Perhaps they wanted to be sure the number wasn't "in the open" in order to protect themselves from identity theft. Their reasons, whatever they may be, are their own. But now that AOL has released that information, without the permission of the users, researchers, hackers, and people who are just plain bored are having a field day with it. Despite the fact that AOL realized their mistake and removed the data from their web site, the damage had been done. The data is everywhere already-- mirrored around the world, available for download to anyone who can run a couple of quick searches (on Google, hopefully, not AOL). I've read a few things about this, but the most interesting one deals with user #17556639 (again, an anonymous ID number). These are the searches this user entered: 17556639 how to kill your wife Let's ignore the fact this guy can't spell "decapitated", and for some reason searched for "poop" and, later, "steak and cheese". There's clearly a disturbing theme to these search terms. Is it some guy who wants his wife dead? That's certainly the immediate thought. If it's true, and he's planning something, should AOL take some kind of action?17556639 how to kill your wife 17556639 wife killer 17556639 how to kill a wife 17556639 poop 17556639 dead people 17556639 pictures of dead people 17556639 killed people 17556639 dead pictures 17556639 dead pictures 17556639 dead pictures 17556639 murder photo 17556639 steak and cheese 17556639 photo of death 17556639 photo of death 17556639 death 17556639 dead people photos 17556639 photo of dead people 17556639 www.murderdpeople.com 17556639 decapatated photos 17556639 decapatated photos 17556639 car crashes3 17556639 car crashes3 17556639 car crash photo It's obvious this opens up a barrel of monkeys the size of the Empire State Building. Even if this guy does want to kill his wife, he has (as far as we know) not yet committed a crime. There's nothing illegal about searching for things like this, nor is it illegal to view-- for example-- photos of car crashes or decapitated people. Although I would argue this person has some scary interests, the searches themselves are within the bounds of the law. The most frightening thing-- to me-- is the thought that the Government will see things like this (heck, let's face it: they probably already have, since they commandeered searches from major players a few months ago), and their knee-jerk reaction will be to require the search-engine providers to implement some kind of algorithm to look for patterns in searches. Patterns like the one above would trigger an alarm, the FBI would be sent to investigate, and things would go south from there. One hates to compare this to, say, Minority Report or 1984, where thoughts can be criminal, but I wouldn't be surprised if some idiot congressperson decides to take action on it. I suppose we'll wait and see. 08/10/2006 8:39pm"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." -- Dennis Miller 08/10/2006 9:25amHere's a guy with a future in mathematics.
08/08/2006 8:51pmIn an awe-inspiring office prank, three guys took their revenge on a prankster who was out of town on business by replacing his entire office (minus the desk itself) with cardboard. The loving attention to detail is perhaps the most moving part of this. Take, for example, the photo on the shelf that says "My Crappy Award for Something" or the LCD screen with the "Flagrant System Error" message. Even the keyboard has all its (cardboard) keys! ![]() And let's not forget the cardboard laser printer-- complete with a slide-out paper tray-- and what I can only guess is a cardboard fax machine. ![]() Full props, guys! If only I could pull a fast one like this on an officemate... 08/08/2006 7:04pm"In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known." -- Thomas Pickering 08/08/2006 5:07pmLaralee just got back from the store. She bought a box of plastic ants.
08/07/2006 4:03pmFor some reason this random photo amuses me.
08/06/2006 10:53pmMmm... ads from the 1950's. Heaven only knows what they're advertising... bacon? spaghetti sauce? dental care?
08/05/2006 10:32pm"I don't think there's any winning here. Victory for us is withdrawing. In this part of the world they have been fighting for 3,000 years, and we're not going to fix it in three." -- Sgt. James Ellis, U.S. soldier in Iraq 08/05/2006 10:15pmThere are several Republican candidates for the Colorado Fifth Congressional district-- which is in the Colorado Springs area. All six of them support the Iraq war, insist that everyone should stand by Bush, and claim that the "war on terror" and homeland security are their top priorities. When asked about their views of the Iraqi situation, their responses were... well... I don't know which one is worst. Duncan Bremer: Our best hope is that we actually convert them away from their religious fanatical basis. It would best be accomplished by missionaries of various faiths. I'd prefer that they get converted to evangelical Christianity, but my point is that there is a religious battleground and our government is disabled from fighting on that battleground. Yeah, that's the problem. Our religion is right and theirs is wrong, so converting them is the answer to everything. And religious zealots will naturally welcome clean-shaven young missionaries holding bibles in their hands. BZZZZT! Wrong answer, Duncan.Lionel Rivera: I think having a larger special operations force would do us a lot of good. I think the Army is moving in that direction and I certainly would champion that cause. I'm also a proponent of increasing the number of ground forces and that means beefing up the Army and Marines. It's natural that a retired captain in the Army would think the answer is more troops. I guess the 150,000+ soldiers currently stationed in Iraq are just not nearly enough. BZZZZT! Thanks for playing, Lionel.Jeff Crank: First of all, our deadline should be victory. It shouldn't be anything less than that because the sacrifice that we've made in blood and treasure to this point will all go to the wayside if we don't stay the course. According to Jeff, no matter how awful the situation is or may become, we can never ever ever give up and go home because it would invalidate everything we've done to date. Instead, we should continue pouring "blood and treasure"-- to use his words-- into the biggest disaster of the new millennium. BZZZZT! Not even close, Jeff.Oh, and I'm also sick to death of the phrase "stay the course" when discussing the war in Iraq. The course to date has been a non-stop train wreck of incompetence and destruction-- why on earth would we want to continue it? John Anderson: Until we have stability and peace in the Middle East, we will not have peace around the world. So this, no doubt, is going to be a prolonged engagement. Apparently not everyone lives on the same planet I do. Who knew that global peace hinged on the Middle East? I guess if you're talking about petroleum the Middle East becomes an important part of world politics, but I hardly think the rest of the planet will magically become tranquil when the guys in Iraq put down their guns. BZZZT! Mission Control to John: time to return to Earth.Doug Lamborn: If democracy can take hold in Iraq and other trouble spots in the Mideast, that will be a benefit for the whole region and help win the war on terror. Ahh, there's the phrase we all love to hate: "the war on terror". Apparently the answer is democracy. If terrorists could vote, they'd stop blowing up bus stations and restaurants. What's with these people who think forcing our way of government-- which we've developed gradually over a period of almost three centuries-- will suddenly and magically make Iraq into a benevolent land of happiness? BZZZT! You're no smarter than the Bush talking points you drone.In short, it looks like the good residents of Colorado Springs have a tough choice ahead of them. They can vote for one of these clowns and continue trudging down the path of failure Bush has led us on, or they can look for someone with new ideas. I only hope they do the latter. 08/05/2006 9:36amThis is a photo of a volcano in Iceland erupting as the aurora flickers overhead. Wow.
08/04/2006 9:33pmHah, next summer is shaping up to be the Summer of Sequels. The following movies are scheduled for release in mid-2007: Shrek 3 Harry Potter 5 Ocean's 13 Die Hard 4 Pirates of the Caribbean 3 Spider Man 3 The Bourne Ultimatum The funny thing is, I liked all of the originals (and their respective sequels) so I'll probably end up seeing these too... 08/02/2006 8:13pmWe were heading to Boulder for our weekly ultimate league game, and I caught a fantastic shot of the sun breaking through the clouds. ![]() This is just before it started to absolutely pour rain, although it let up-- in true Colorado style-- within ten minutes and we played the game. 08/01/2006 9:32pmFinally, the moment we've been waiting for: cheaper phone service! The telephone companies will stop charging the 3% "federal excise tax" that was originally instituted in 1898 to help fund the Spanish-American War. At the time, only wealthy people owned phones, so the government had the idea of taxing them to pay part of the war costs. The problem was that when the war ended, the Gov decided it was sort of nice to have that revenue stream (and the number of phones was steadily increasing, of course) so it continued... for over a hundred years! But now it's been harder and harder to justify the tax, so Congress repealed it. Effective today, all of our long-distance phone bills will drop three percent. Yay! 08/01/2006 2:23pmAha, after all these years we can finally answer the question that has plagued generations of Americans: Is it soda? Or pop? Or Coke? A survey of over 120,000 people yields this color-coded map of the United States, showing that the northern half of the country are "pop" people, the Southeast is all about "Coke", and the Southwest and Northeast (interesting opposites) are "soda" drinkers. ![]() I happen to be a "soda" guy, and that's bolstered by the big yellow spot centered on St. Louis. Note, also, that the region of southeast Wisconsin-- where my parents were raised-- is also a "soda" area. Apparently I was always destined for it. |





































