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10/31/2006 3:19pmThose crazy spammers are sure getting more clever. Now they're sending e-mail messages with gigantic blue links in them: ![]() Luckily they're using easy-to-remember web site names, so I can return over and over to buy my "male performance" products. Why, just the other day I was thinking how I should visit okliondeyunjdefunpsade.com! 10/29/2006 9:14pm"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." -- George Bernard Shaw 10/28/2006 7:49pmNo, they're not dead. ![]() Laralee rented a DVD called Yoga for Athletes, and she and Kyra were using it the other day. I came upstairs from my office and found them laying on the floor like this. Apparently it's some kind of exercise. Imagine how many calories they're burning! 10/27/2006 8:34pmAlex has a friend at school whose nickname is "Cheeto", presumably because he enjoys snacking on Cheetos. When asked about his own nickname, Alex responded that it was "Calculator". He admitted, however, that it was a name he invented for himself, and in fact no one really calls him that. However, the planets must have been aligned or something because we went to the kids' school tonight for their annual Fall Festival, where the kids play games and win candy or crappy plastic toys. Two things happened. First, we ran into Cheeto. He was-- surprise!-- walking around with a bag of Cheetos, getting little orange crumbs all over his shirt. He said hi to Alex and tagged along with us for a bit. Second, and even funnier, we were walking along and one of Alex's classmates said hi to him and mentioned to another kid standing there, "He's really smart." A third kid in the hall chimed in with, "Yeah, he's like a calculator." I thought it was a riot. I guess Cheeto and Calculator live up to their names. 10/26/2006 3:38pmQuestions and selected answers from an elementary-school test: What causes the tides in the oceans? The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen) The body is consisted into three parts: the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. What is the fibula? A small lie. What does "varicose" mean? Nearby. What does the word "benign" mean? Benign is what you will be after you be eight. 10/26/2006 10:13amThat's just funny.
10/19/2006 6:12pmPresident Bush, in defending the Military Commissions Act he signed into law this week, said something profound-- something that basically sums up the entire position he has been using to justify all of the horrid things the government has pursued for the past five years: Over the past few months the debate over this bill has been heated, and the questions raised can seem complex. Yet, with the distance of history, the questions will be narrowed and few: Did this generation of Americans take the threat seriously, and did we do what it takes to defeat that threat? Every member of Congress who voted for this bill has helped our nation rise to the task that history has given us. This is a ridiculous argument. It is government excesses, and overreaction to a situation, that cause more problems than they solve. We can never truly be completely safe, and even if we give up all of our rights, we will find there are still ways we can be hurt. The ever-present threat of the Terrorists is one that will never disappear.Dr. Joseph Elias, a professor of history, wrote in the New York Times: What does history tell us about our earlier responses to traumatic events? My list of precedents for the Patriot Act and government wiretapping of American citizens would include: Yet the Terrorists are still "out there", and I'm sure the current administration-- with help from Congress, no matter who wins the impending elections-- will do everything they can to pursue their inattainable and truly ridiculous goal.
In retrospect, none of these domestic responses to perceived national security threats looks justifiable. Every history textbook I know describes them as lamentable, excessive, even embarrassing. But it defies reason and experience to make September 11 the defining influence on our foreign and domestic policy. History suggests that we have faced greater challenges and triumphed, and that overreaction is a greater danger than complacency. 10/19/2006 10:02amMmm... I have my new widescreen LCD monitors now. It's amazing what a few extra inches can do for a guy. (Hah!) ![]() It reminds me of the classic song "It's All about the Pentiums" by Weird Al Yankovic: "I've got a flatscreen monitor forty inches wide; I believe yours says 'Etch a Sketch' on the side." 10/18/2006 10:27pmAs if the internet wasn't bad enough, now you can buy TERROR IN A BOTTLE! ![]() (Also available in powder form, apparently.) 10/18/2006 10:25pmHere's a funny "future warning sign" from Flickr.
10/18/2006 1:57pmIt's awesome to come back from a meeting and find this sticky-note on my monitor:
10/17/2006 9:37pmHoo boy, here we go. Secretary Chertoff of the Department of Homeland Insecurity said this today: We now have a capability of someone to radicalize themselves over the internet. They can train themselves over the internet. They never have to necessarily go to the training camp or speak with anybody else and that diffusion of a combination of hatred and technical skills in things like bomb-making is a dangerous combination. Those are the kind of terrorists that we may not be able to detect with spies and satellites. While I don't think "radicalize" is a word, this ominous statement definitely spells the beginning of the end of the internet. If people can really go online and learn about how to make a bomb (seriously? you can do that?) we absolutely must shut down the single greatest communications device in history. We can't risk it.Robert Mueller, Director of the FBI, chimed in today with his own frightening rhetoric: Terrorists coordinate their plans cloaked in the anonymity of the Internet, as do violent sexual predators prowling chat rooms. Whoa. So the internet is basically a place where terrorists and pedophiles hang out? I'm so dumb. I thought it was used for all kinds of good stuff. But gee, if it's possible to use it for something bad, like Terrorism, it's got to be eliminated. That's the only solution.With the elections coming up in a few weeks, I envision desperate Republicans jumping on the Internet Terrorist Bandwagon and screaming about how unacceptable this is, and how the new laws just enacted are simply insufficient to combat such a serious menace. They'll have the internet shut down by Christmas. I guess I'll have to quit my job then, and become a shepherd. 10/17/2006 9:22pm"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." -- George Bernard Shaw 10/17/2006 8:25amOn February 14, 1990, the Voyager 1 spacecraft turned and snapped a picture of the Earth from four billion miles away. Circled in blue here, you can see the tiny pale blue dot suspended in a beam of sunlight. ![]() Of the photo, Carl Sagan said: Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-- on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors, so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. It's both humbling and awe-inspiring to recognize how tiny we are in the cosmos.10/16/2006 12:50pmAhh, 'tis the season. The Congressional elections are in a few weeks, and that means every few days I get another phone call where some recorded voice tells me how horrible such-and-such candidate is. A few days ago it was actually a live person-- some guy who wanted to know whether I'd vote for Representative Musgrave (the incumbent) or her opponent. I told him that I wasn't going to vote for either of them, since I'm generally a Libertarian and vote for the candidate who I feel best represents me, rather than blindly following a party line. Whee, politics! 10/15/2006 3:13pmMany people enjoy a nice caramel apple for Halloween. But consider this delicious snack: ![]() Carmel and bacon. (And almonds.) Mmm! 10/14/2006 5:14pmHalloween is almost here, which means it's time to start shopping for costumes. And if you're walking down the aisle looking at the various monster masks and fairy princess costumes, I'm sure you'd stop dead when you saw the toilet costume! ![]() Wow. Words fail me. And not only is the costume itself beyond words, the kid modeling it definitely has some special needs too. What's that you say? Little Billy doesn't want to be a toilet Tuesday night? Well, never fear, because he could always slip into the whoopee cushion costume! ![]() Same kid-- and time for his medication, I think. Also, I can't help but wonder what would happen if you gave him a big hug. Would you release some kind of deafening, ear-shattering, Armageddon-class fart noise? 10/13/2006 8:56amI've got a dual-monitor setup in my office-- two 17" LCD panels that are super sweet. Having two screens is so much more productive than a single one, and in the year or so I've had them I've loved using them. Yesterday I found a killer deal on some new 20" widescreen LCD displays, and started thinking that if a pair of 17"ers could make me so much more productive, imagine what another three or four inches would do! (Funny, that sounds like those spammy e-mail messages I get daily.) Anyway, I was looking at the specs and pondering whether it's worth the expense and whether it would really make things that much better when Laralee walked into the office. I told her what I was thinking, and why I was hesitating, and she immediately said I should buy them. A bit surprised, I asked why. She said because then I could give my existing LCDs to the kids (each of them have a computer in their room) and lose the hundred-pound CRTs that are on their desks. I thought that was sort of a strange reason, but who am I to argue with a mom who's looking out for her kids? So I ordered them, and should have forty inches of computer display sometime next week. Woo hoo!
10/12/2006 10:03pm"Don't sit on the fence. You will never fully enjoy what's on either side." -- Paul Seamons 10/12/2006 7:35pmAlthough the solar system is down one planet, there are still some pretty spectacular things to be found out there. Here's a photo of Saturn, taken by Cassini, with the sun backlighting the rings. It even clearly shows a previously unknown distant ring. Amazing!
10/10/2006 4:46pmThe mortgage on my house is through Chase Bank, and today I received a Special New Offer from them. Whee! They "noticed" that my last payment was delivered in a U.S. Mail envelope. Since every payment I've sent them for the past four years was also delivered via U.S. Mail, one wonders why this is such a revelation to them... but apparently it made someone over at Chase sit up and take notice. "Hey," I'm sure they said, "we need to extend a Special New Offer to this guy!" So the Special New Offer is an opportunity for me to sign up for their "Chase FastPay" program, wherein my mortgage payments are deducted directly from my bank account. According to their nice personalized letter, this will make my life so much easier, and will also save me money. Well, heck, I'm a sucker for an easier life and saving money, so I skimmed the next few paragraphs. It turns out there's a Low Monthly Fee of only $12.00 to enroll in this program. Hmm. I don't know if they checked the price of stamps at their local post office, but I'd be surprised to find any twelve-dollar stamps around there. One wonders how twelve bucks will be a savings over the thirty-seven cents I normally spend every month, but I'm no financial wizard, and we all know the guys at Chase are. So maybe I'm missing something. It also occurred to me that an electronic payment would most likely make their processing easier, since they wouldn't have to open my envelope, pull out the check, open the computer program and enter the account number, enter the amount, and verify that it posted. It seems that they should be paying me to use their FastPay program, although maybe they have Third-World sweatshops staffed by poor children who only cost a few pennies a day for the data entry. Who knows. So, sadly, I'm going to have to pass on the Special New Offer and continue licking stamps every month. Hey, wait, I don't even have to lick them any more-- isn't technology great? 10/09/2006 5:18pmRemember those inspirational posters that were so hugely popular in the Nineties? It's hilarious how even after all these years, they still provide fodder for a near-infinite number of spoofs.
10/09/2006 5:12pmIt's so much fun to live in a world where stuff like this happens: BERLIN - A small pile of leftover Jell-O discarded beside the road after a wedding party caused a large-scale security alert in Germany with biochemical experts, firemen, and police called in to investigate. Any time you hear someone say, "we conducted a variety of tests and figured out it was Jell-O" you know the terrorists have won."Passers-by called police after finding a pool of a flabby red, orange, and green substance on the roadside," a police spokesman in the eastern town of Halle told Reuters on Monday. Fears of toxic waste led to the closure of a wide area after the emergency call on Sunday, and experts wearing chemical warfare suits spent two hours examining the gelatinous substance before deciding that it was... Jell-O. "The fire brigade always has to assume a worst-case scenario," said a fire brigade spokesman. "We conducted a variety of tests and figured out it was Jell-O." 10/08/2006 10:49pmTom and I went on our annual hiking/backpacking/photography road trip last week, and had a fabulous time in Yosemite and the Sierra Nevadas and the northern California coastline. Armed with my (relatively) new Panasonic Lumix digital camera, I was able to take much richer pictures than I did with the old Sony Cybershot. Now I'm going through the photos, adjusting black levels and colors and so on, pulling out the natural hues and pushing them to a much more realistic look. As I mess with various settings, it's amazing what can be done with a simple digital photograph. Take, for example, this shot of the eastern side of the Sierras. The rocks are generally grey (granite), the sky is of course blue, and we have some white clouds. Compare the left half of the photo-- the raw data from the camera-- with the simple black-level adjustment on the right. It's dramatic. ![]() It's also interesting to see the things the camera captures but doesn't necessarily show in the photo. Here's a shot of a tree near the beach at sunset: ![]() After I took the picture and lowered my camera, I noticed a couple walking along the road. They're not visible in the raw image, but tweaking the brightness of the image reveals them (along with a trash can and the curb). ![]() Cool stuff. I think I'm getting addicted to this photography thing. 10/07/2006 11:07pmThis is just plain cool.
10/04/2006 5:09pmGene Callahan says: My fellow Americans, it's official now: We live in a fascist nation. Like the use of the word "fascist" to describe anything that's even remotely oppressive or even irritating, evoking the Nazis in a political discussion is vastly overused. But in this case, it's honestly frightening how many similarities exist between 1934 Germany and 2006 America. Bush may not be Hitler, but his continual consolidation and expansion of government power is a shocking parallel to Hitler's manipulation of the Reichstag.Now, the term "fascist" has been thrown around over the last fifty years in a loose way that has drained it of much of its meaning. If someone wanted to cut 5% off of a leftist professor's favourite welfare programme, the professor would call his opponent a "fascist." I'm not using the word like that. I mean honest-to-goodness, old-fashioned, 1930s style fascism, featuring such old favourites as: Secret prisons -- they're back! Torture -- yes, we're doing it. Spying on all citizens. Arrests and indefinite imprisonment without trial. Rampant militarism. Secret detention. Enforced disappearance. Denial and restriction of habeas corpus. Prolonged incommunicado detention. Unfair trial procedures. An absolutely mind-numbing response to complaints that our traditional legal system is being torn apart is the question, "So, you want to protect the rights of terrorists?" Umm, no, I want to protect the rights of non-terrorists who might be falsely accused of terrorism! That was sort of, you know, the whole idea of our legal system. I'm sure there was some neo-con around in the 1700s saying to Jefferson or Madison, "So, you want to protect the rights of murderers and robbers?" but luckily they ignored him. We've now gotten to the point where Nazi Germany was, say, in 1934. Remember, at that time, if you had told a typical German what his government would do over the next ten years, he would have looked at you as a madman. His nation could not possibly descend into barbarism! If you tried to tell him he was living in a police state, he would have pointed out that his government had used its vast new powers very judiciously, and only against a few trouble-makers. So far. |